Oh, Gentle Readers, I cannot tell you how exhausted I am! The last several weeks have taken all the priestly strength I have. The Black Devil (Lucifer), succumbed to his cancer and my keepers have spent the last weeks keening and wailing in mourning. I was very fond of him. He was the largest and most amazing Black Devil I have ever encountered. I attempted to emulate him in several of his habits, such as resting in bed, reclining on the dining room table, and holding court when guests arrived.
As you can see from my photograph above, I fell asleep while holding my scepter. A small person of 4 years old invaded my space this whole last week. He liked me and I liked him and was very curious about him, but just when I began to investigate him he would scream and make sudden motions which unnerved me completely. He had numerous small automobiles which he would rush across the room shouting, "Buddon, buddon." I do not understand that language!
I must rest now, for I have been neglecting my priestly duties due to so much drama. I will write again after I recover from my vapors! Your Bobby, the Hotep.
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