Prayer for a Fellow Priest

Oh my dear readers, how long it has been since I, your fabulous Hotep, have sent you an epistle to apprise you of my doings in and around the Avinger environs!  But now I write to implore your prayers and sacrifices on behalf of a dear and fellow Priest, the Most Luminous Tony Bridge, late of Marshall, Texas.  It was he who discovered the genealogical connection between yours truly and the great Amenhotep of Egypt, and led me to discover my awesome priestly powers.

That famous radio Hall of Famer is lying in serious condition following a fall in his temple.  He has had surgery for a terrible fracture in his neck, and even the most powerful priest lies with a ventilator tube down his throat.  His Priestess, the lovely JoAnn, the light of his life who for 62 years has shared his triumphs and his failings is now languishing, waiting to see what befalls her beloved.

I am applying my powers and blessings abilities to insure his recovery, and I ask you, my loyal readers, to supplicate whatever powers you hold dear to advocate for his recovery.  I have been told that he was improved today, and we must fervently hope that every day leads to his continued recovery and that the mighty Amenhotep will appear in his radiance to lead the physicians and nurses to assist him in getting better all the time!

I will send you word as to my doings later.  They have been many and life here behind the Pine Curtain has been most active in May and June!  I have changed my living arrangements twice and been subjected to all sorts of bizarre happenings so far this summer.  I will tell you the details in my next epistle.

For now, however, simply extend your supplications Heavenward to the Mighty Powers that be and seek that Tony may rise up from his sick bed to once more take his place as the Voice of the Century for East Texas!  Your Hotep sends his blessings and hopes you and yours are having a lovely late spring and early summer.